Touch Myself Birthday Card


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Touch Myself Birthday Card

***Rude Content***Reads: When I think about you I touch Myself, I rub my temples because you give me a fucking Migraine. Happy Birthday.

This hilariously inapropriate card makes a fantastic Birthday Card! Suitable for adults only, this plays on the famous Divinyls song, with a twist! Ideal for that special friend who can take a joke!

The card is 150mm x 150mm and made using quality 400gsm card. Supplied with a pre-gummed envelope this card is also blank inside for your personal message. 

The Touch Myself Birthday Card is Part of the Rude Birthday Cards Range by Punk Cards 

About Punk Cards

Punk Cards are creators of funny, occasionally rude, but always bright and colourful Cards. Their range spans many genres and occasions. Always sure to bring a smile to the recipient, we stock many of their designs including this Touch Myself Birthday Card!

About Us

Our aim is to source quality, quirky and unusual gift items designed to make the recipient smile. With the popularity of our products increasing, Chris decided that we should add cards so we truly became a one stop gift shop! We now have a massive range of cards, many humerous and some downright rude to make the perfect complement for your gift!

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